I’ve been entertaining myself with thoughts of my teachers being hit in the face with a flechette round. Especially my physics teacher. Only the flechettes would be half their normal size of an inch, so they wouldn’t pierce his brain, but rather he’d roll around on the floor in agony. I guess the same effect […]
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“Move fast, and clear those murder holes!”
In case you haven’t been online recently, I’ve changed my screen name to SarcasticSteven, a tribute to my self-created nickname from the CTY ’03 icebreaker. That’s when I learned the word ‘alliteration’. Though the two terms I avoided using, short and skinny, are coincidentally also alliterations… Excalibur, *kicks into automatic mode* Stuyvesant’s premier role-playing club, […]
I’m still not sure whether being coiffed is a good thing
Columbus may have condemned all those people to a horrible fate, but the good politician he is, he made all us students happy by giving us a day off. And boy, I needed that extra day off.
AA – Angsters Anonymous
And I Just wish that I didn’t feel Like there was Something I missed… Give it all away Just to have somewhere To go to Give it all away To have someone To come home to… These are my snow covered dreams This is me pretending This is all I need… –My December, by Linkin […]
Do not collect 200 dollars, bitch
It’s amazing how the discovery of new pictures can put me back at the starting point. Damn, I was sure that I’d make it past Pennsylvania Avenue.
System.out.println(“Hello World!”);
APCS test Friday, preceded by a math test Thursday, preceded by an American Studies test Wednesday. There’s been a lot of studying going on, so I spent the weekend relaxing. Funny story: my mother was afraid that I would one day crash due to sleep deprivation, so she neglected to wake me up to make […]
(7:36:39 PM): and he said ‘everyone expects kerry to spank bush’
This is going to be a bitchin’ week, in a bad way. Don’t expect anything till Saturday, earliest.
All this for a mediocre episode of Jack & Bobby
Friends don’t let friends fall behind on four homeworks for American Studies.
My penis and brain stem are separate entities
While mis treatment and karma contribute to my chivalry, I realize that it’s really because I wanted to prove them wrong. Whether it was in jest or not, there was truth resounding in that stereotype, one harbored by many people who’ve seen too much of the bleak side of relationships. This is unfair, and I’m […]
I’m glad I saw Leo’s interview of Mitnick
Essay: Reverse Engineering-It’s Not Limited to Computer Programs
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