I’m still not sure whether being coiffed is a good thing

Xpressive: 8/10
Practical: 5/10
Physical: 2/10
Giver: 7/10

You are a XPIG–Expressive Practical Intellectual Giver. This makes you a Catch.

You are a magazine-cover, matinee idol dreamboat. Parents love you and want to set you up with their kids. However, first dates are tough because it takes time for your qualities to come out.

You are generous and kind. You think first and act later. You are cool in a conflict, but your practical side means if your partner throws out emotional appeals (“why can’t we do what I want for a change?”) they will grate on your nerves, even when the conflict is resolved.

You’re a romantic. You enjoy the thrill of the hunt, and you don’t just fall into bed with anyone. You pay close attention to your significant other’s needs, and this makes you an excellent lover and partner. The problem is that your friends and lovers may find it so easy to express things to *you* that they lose sight of whether you feel as comfortable with *them*! This doesn’t necessarily make you feel under-appreciated — you’re too well-adjusted and self-aware for that — but you may feel restless. Thus you seek adventure in your life outside the relationship to prove and actualize yourself.

Of all the types, you would make the best parent.

You are coiffed.

Didja see “Big Fish”? ‘Cause you’re like Ewan MacGregor in “Big Fish.”

Of the 127219 people who have taken this quiz, 9.2 % are this type.

Columbus may have condemned all those people to a horrible fate, but the good politician he is, he made all us students happy by giving us a day off. And boy, I needed that extra day off. Three projects for different classes are culminating tomorrow, and I used yesterday to get everything out of my system by watching Shogun Assassin, binging on a shockingly immersive Tribes: Vengeance session, then getting a headache and taking a 14 hour nap-turned-coma. Now the work in the salt mines shall commence.

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6 comments on I’m still not sure whether being coiffed is a good thing

  1. I’m not sure what coiffed is either. I think it’s like natty hairstyling or dressing or something. You can try it at a job interview:
    “Why should we hire you?”
    “As a coifed, expressive, practical, intellectual Giver, I am a Catch; therefore I feel that I would make unique and valuable contributions to your team. Also, I would make a good parent.”

    The horrible thing about 3 day weekends is that you never get half as much done in that time as you had planned. The overall effect (for me, anyway) is that you don’t get 1/3 more done compared to a normal weekend; it’s more like 1/5 more work done… :

  2. XPIG sounds like an uber complicated image extension aimed at pr0n artists.

    Also, the first picture is awesome. If that is your school mascot, dude, you are seriously lucky. We have a black knight, which sounds cool, but only comes up in SHS black knights chess club.

    Unlike Jihan I did 1/5 less than I do during a normal weekend…procrastinators of the world unite!

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