These are the notes I took for the first chapter of my astronomy textbook. I call it Chapter 1 – How Shit Gets Done . The Scientific Method WATCH SHIT Observe a natural phenomenon EXPLAIN SHIT Develop hypotheses PREDICT SHIT Make predictions for each TEST SHIT Experiment with or reobserve the phenomenon to test the […]
(12:42:32 AM) TONY lN BROOKLYN: theres this one brand.. i forget what its called but (12:42:37 AM) TONY lN BROOKLYN: its the prettiest one of all (12:42:39 AM) TONY lN BROOKLYN: it has like (12:42:45 AM) TONY lN BROOKLYN: little subway circles on them (12:42:50 AM) TONY lN BROOKLYN: like 7 train, A train, etc […]
Sorcerer primary attribute + Most popular maschinenpistole, for the innumerate + S’aint chastity or engaged couples, it’s the second word, singular!
(10:14:49 PM) kninetales1988: Did you get married to a firebreathing ninja llama pony? (10:14:58 PM) SarcasticSteven: hmm (10:15:08 PM) SarcasticSteven: as far as i know, i was married to the sea (10:15:17 PM) SarcasticSteven: but she might very well have been holding out on me (10:16:45 PM) kninetales1988: are you married to just one thing? […]
Unconsciously giving a Southern drawl to a West Indies plantation owner during a play reading in Writing 150 was totally unexpected but surprisingly fun once I realized what I was doing.
Bostonians, I realize that the Red Sox entering the World Series fills your understandably dull lives with rich meaning and incomparable delight, but please, refrain from having a car horn orgy. We can all see that you are fully capable of tapping your car horn multiple times in succession, but might I suggest you instead […]
From Always Excel: Campus Markers and the Purpose of Boston University As students at Boston University, we are expected to learn many things before we enter that right of passage called graduation… Mathematics may be used to rob a bank; chemistry used to kill; penmanship may be used to forge a check; psychology may be […]
Waluigi – Evil version of Luigi Waruiji – Japanese pronunciation Ijiwaru – Japanese word for mean-spirited waru – iji iji – waru COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT! If only Wikipedia didn’t beat me to the punch.
Dear Mr. Fruit Basket, I know you have a great reputation as a matchmaker, but all the fruit you’ve given me has been mediocre. I’ve gotten bored with the fat red apples you keep showing me. They may be sweet and nice, but I need some zest in my life. That’s when you brought that […]
On this music video. SarcasticSteven: wow wtf is this about SarcasticSteven: utada is suddenly crazy emo stalker SarcasticSteven: and everyone’s going v for vendetta on their asses SarcasticSteven: and…erectile dysfunction? dabiggestDREAMer: …what? SarcasticSteven: exactly SarcasticSteven: no clue what’s going on in the music video dabiggestDREAMer: where the f*** did u get erectile dysfunction from? SarcasticSteven: […]
(02:27:47) dabiggestDREAMer: you > everyone else (02:27:47) dabiggestDREAMer: you = cute (02:27:54) dabiggestDREAMer: <3 (02:27:56) SarcasticSteven: so…transitive (02:27:59) SarcasticSteven: cute > everyone else (02:28:06) SarcasticSteven: and therefore everyone else != cute? (02:28:11) dabiggestDREAMer: LOLL