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4Apr/110

Bidders bartering for Bananas

Continuing the trend of my quirky eBay listings comes yet another.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Bananas.
Bananas who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Bananas.

Bananas who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say bananas?

No, actually, because you were probably hoping I would say bananas and present you with the King Mukla card, with an scratchable code to unlock Bananas the Ape. Using this code gets you a Banana Charm, which is not only good as a little splash of yellow on your otherwise drab and dreary mud-stained adventuring wardrobe but also summons an adorable ape vanity pet.

No, this is not a monkey. Don't expect Bananas to do any coding for you.

No, but at least you get an angelic ape to blindly follow you around as you take on monsters a hundred times its size. Any lesser being would quake and tremble at the thought, but Bananas?

No, this ape's allegiance is ardent, for he is especially thankful that you were able to procure him!

No small feat, since this card is especially rare. You'll only find one of these cards in about 242 booster packs, which means that on average this card would cost you $400 to farm! Chances are just barely better if you're opening up random Landro's Pet Boxes to find one, as there's just barely a .5% chance in each box. At 2,000 UDE points per box, that means you' going to be looking at two million UDE points spent to nab this attractive ape.

No, save your money by bidding on this auction. To top it off, I'll even toss in a protective sleeve for the card so that you can proudly show it off. This is one card that makes a statement, and that statement is "I support animals and wildlife, especially when those animals get me in-game items for World of Warcraft and happen to trample smaller allies when they're played in the trading card game."

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