The Domain of Steven Pinnacle of Paperless Perfection

28Aug/04Off

Compilation of crazy conversations

surfur2704 (9:20:50 PM):
SarcasticSteven (9:21:00 PM):
surfur2704 (9:21:34 PM):
SarcasticSteven (9:21:50 PM): surfur2704 (9:22:17 PM):
SarcasticSteven (9:22:37 PM):
SarcasticSteven (9:22:59 PM):
surfur2704 (9:23:42 PM):
SarcasticSteven (9:24:08 PM):
surfur2704 (9:25:15 PM): ?
SarcasticSteven (9:25:25 PM): nothing
surfur2704 (9:26:14 PM): i think that was milked for all it was worth
SarcasticSteven (9:26:24 PM): we got a good run out of it
SarcasticSteven (9:26:33 PM): we should be proud
surfur2704 (9:26:51 PM): well, not that good a run in comparison
SarcasticSteven (9:27:09 PM): comparison to what?
surfur2704 (9:28:04 PM): um..the bible?
SarcasticSteven (9:28:36 PM): i don't think ray charles is in the bible
surfur2704 (9:29:02 PM): lots of things arnt
surfur2704 (9:29:07 PM): like pie for instance
surfur2704 (9:29:14 PM): there is no mention of pie in the bible
SarcasticSteven (9:29:41 PM): pie transcends the bible
SarcasticSteven (9:30:05 PM): when the first person to go to heaven went to heaven, he found that pie was already there
SarcasticSteven (9:30:09 PM): much to his delight, i might add
surfur2704 (9:30:20 PM): so pie is on equal footing with god?
surfur2704 (9:30:22 PM): so which got to heaven first, pie or god?
surfur2704 (9:30:38 PM): but if the pies in heaven, wouldnt it not be able to be eaten?
SarcasticSteven (9:30:52 PM): who says angels can't be cannibals?
surfur2704 (9:31:22 PM): but arent u not supposed to sustain injury in heaven?
SarcasticSteven (9:31:38 PM): really?
SarcasticSteven (9:31:40 PM): wow
SarcasticSteven (9:31:51 PM): there should be a fight club in heaven

QnzFinest651 (10:37:35 PM): wats a significant lesson you've learned in life
SarcasticSteven (10:42:17 PM): help people out when they're in need
SarcasticSteven (10:43:05 PM): otherwise a man who you inadvertantly sent to prison for being part of a napoleonic conspiracy is going to escape from the prison you sent him to, find a buried treasure, and totally fuck you over

MoMan myBuddy (1:10:13 PM): you need to steal some insulation this time around
SarcasticSteven (1:10:16 PM): haha
SarcasticSteven (1:10:19 PM): they were so cool
SarcasticSteven (1:10:25 PM): all squishy and soft and...
SarcasticSteven (1:10:30 PM): *ahem*
SarcasticSteven (1:10:42 PM): some of them were actually quite firm
SarcasticSteven (1:10:47 PM): dare i say supple?
SarcasticSteven (1:10:52 PM): if only they were warm too...
SarcasticSteven (1:10:57 PM): and jiggled
SarcasticSteven (1:11:07 PM): that'd be such an odd scene
SarcasticSteven (1:11:17 PM): coming in on the intern groping the insulation
SarcasticSteven (1:11:34 PM): might lead to some closet sex to keep the person's mouth shut

MoMan myBuddy (9:02:36 PM): "Dear Steve, Life is great here, I'm sitting on the toilet, it's kind of cold. I'm glad it's not wet. That always sucks."
SarcasticSteven (9:02:48 PM): lol
SarcasticSteven (9:03:07 PM): "here's something to remember me by" *dab dab*

SarcasticSteven (6:41:47 PM): home slice
TONY lN BROOKLYN (6:41:58 PM): homee fryyy
SarcasticSteven (6:42:04 PM): home...pie?
TONY lN BROOKLYN (6:42:10 PM): no, no such thing, you lose
SarcasticSteven (6:42:13 PM): *sob*

SarcasticSteven (6:19:43 PM): i asked avallone for permission to cut
ProdigalElement4 (6:19:53 PM): whatd he say?
SarcasticSteven (6:20:17 PM): he's like "yo homez, s'long as you be gellin, we aint got no beef"
ProdigalElement4 (6:20:38 PM): rephrase
SarcasticSteven (6:20:43 PM): "ok"

ProdigalElement4 (1:14:04 AM): whatre u still doing up?
SarcasticSteven (1:14:10 AM): sex
SarcasticSteven (1:14:45 AM): mmm
SarcasticSteven (1:14:47 AM): done
SarcasticSteven (1:14:48 AM): night

dabiggestDREAMer (10:30:33 PM): all i know is, nolen, dreyfus, and price [physics teachers] all teach 1st and 2nd..
SarcasticSteven (10:31:02 PM): nolen/dreyfus sounds ideal
SarcasticSteven (10:31:15 PM): wow that looks like some weird fanfic pairing

dabiggestDREAMer (7:31:10 PM): wanna commit incest? 😉

SarcasticSteven (9:52:07 PM): yes, you do
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SarcasticSteven (9:52:32 PM): maybe not need...but it'd be nice
SarcasticSteven (9:52:46 PM): talking is always good
SarcasticSteven (9:52:49 PM): talking to yourself isn't as good
SarcasticSteven (9:52:59 PM): but i don't think this totally qualifies as talking to yourself
SarcasticSteven (9:53:04 PM): i mean, you're going to read this eventually
SarcasticSteven (9:53:08 PM): so it's fun!
SarcasticSteven (9:53:15 PM): it's kinda like posting on a weblog
SarcasticSteven (9:53:31 PM): you know people are gonna read it, but until that happens, you're free to shape your thoughts however you like
SarcasticSteven (9:53:45 PM): and you can say things like PENIS without people immediately chastising you
SarcasticSteven (9:54:03 PM): mmm, dominatrix action springing to mind
SarcasticSteven (9:54:23 PM): are dominatrix and bondage fetishes necessarily related?
SarcasticSteven (9:54:31 PM): i thought dominatrix was an extreme
SarcasticSteven (9:54:51 PM): like, you could assume the controlling role of bondage action without necessarily being a dominatrix
SarcasticSteven (9:55:08 PM): though i think there needs to be some bondage action for there to be dominatrix action
SarcasticSteven (9:55:13 PM): cause otherwise you aren't really dominating
SarcasticSteven (9:55:22 PM): unless it's a purely mental kind of domination?
SarcasticSteven (9:55:29 PM): like, force mind control shit
SarcasticSteven (9:55:32 PM): oh man
SarcasticSteven (9:55:38 PM): darth vader the dominatrix
SarcasticSteven (9:55:46 PM): or better yet, emperor palpatine
SarcasticSteven (9:55:52 PM): vader's his little sex toy
SarcasticSteven (9:56:14 PM): obviously no oral action, cause his mask didn't have a hole in it
SarcasticSteven (9:56:22 PM): but the back door should still be open
SarcasticSteven (9:56:37 PM): and there's still finger stimulation, i guess
SarcasticSteven (9:56:48 PM): i wonder if palpatine took viagra
SarcasticSteven (9:56:52 PM): he seemed pretty old
SarcasticSteven (9:56:59 PM): or maybe he infused his little man with the force
SarcasticSteven (9:57:43 PM): this would top my previous rant high score, but it's not really a rant because you're not able to talk back
SarcasticSteven (9:57:52 PM): still...amusing
dabiggestDREAMer (9:58:02 PM): ...

SarcasticSteven (9:07:11 PM): know what it's about?
MrBlueMirage (9:08:45 PM): ummm
MrBlueMirage (9:08:46 PM): sorta
MrBlueMirage (9:08:54 PM): three sisters. one husband shot. and lemonade.
SarcasticSteven (9:09:00 PM): mmm
SarcasticSteven (9:09:08 PM): lesbian action and necrophilia
SarcasticSteven (9:09:12 PM): good enough for me

SarcasticSteven (11:01:15 PM): have your mom draft a note for you
SarcasticSteven (11:01:24 PM): "please excuse cristen. she was making pie all night long"
SarcasticSteven (11:01:46 PM): and all your teachers will solemnly nod in knowing acknowledgement

dabiggestDREAMer (10:38:22 PM): why does masturbation keep on being brought up?!?!

dabiggestDREAMer (7:10:16 PM): sperm? pfft, who needs sperm
dabiggestDREAMer (7:10:27 PM): there's plenty of it in the world to go around
SarcasticSteven (7:10:35 PM): but not mine
SarcasticSteven (7:10:40 PM): i like my sperm
SarcasticSteven (7:10:42 PM): *wiggle wiggle*
dabiggestDREAMer (7:10:46 PM): ahaha
dabiggestDREAMer (7:10:52 PM): what has it done for you lately?? huh? huh??
dabiggestDREAMer (7:11:58 PM): it serves no purpose until you decide to have a kid..
dabiggestDREAMer (7:12:16 PM): if sperm didn't exist, neither would contraception!!
SarcasticSteven (7:12:24 PM): NEITHER WOULD BIRTH
dabiggestDREAMer (7:12:31 PM): ...oh right.

BBoyTeKniQaL (5:21:00 PM): what? did u get MORE sarcastic?
BBoyTeKniQaL (5:21:10 PM): oh, no, the world is doomed

BeingOfChaos (9:05:18 PM): There is a fashion now actually
BeingOfChaos (9:05:37 PM): people loose the queens and claim they play beter without them becasue they nolnger worry. I am still figuring it out
SarcasticSteven (9:08:42 PM): have any of them actually won?
BeingOfChaos (9:09:00 PM): Nope. Not really.

SarcasticSteven (5:02:58 PM): NIGGA PLEASE! *does the ass popping thing*

SarcasticSteven (10:12:05 PM): i was making an allusion to popping a cap in someone's ass
SarcasticSteven (10:12:07 PM): but i shortened it
SarcasticSteven (10:12:16 PM): so i said i was just doing the ass popping thing
ProdigalElement4 (10:12:19 PM): uh huh
CCC13 (10:12:43 PM): im out this is freaking me out
CCC13 has left the room.

YoNX ZYpE has entered the room.
SarcasticSteven (10:25:42 PM): he has it in his ass
ProdigalElement4 (10:25:45 PM): wtf r u talking about?
YoNX ZYpE has left the room.

SarcasticSteven (9:57:17 PM): the bus driver was pretty nice too
DaBiggestDreamer (9:57:27 PM): really? ^_^ awesome
SarcasticSteven (9:58:12 PM): did you know him?
DaBiggestDreamer (9:59:00 PM): i dunno, i tend not to remember the bus drivers...
SarcasticSteven (10:00:37 PM): apparently he has a korean wife
SarcasticSteven (10:00:42 PM): lol and he gave me a piece of advice
SarcasticSteven (10:01:00 PM): "don't ever cheat on her. those puerto rican girls will hunt you down."
DaBiggestDreamer (10:01:32 PM): LOL!!!!!
DaBiggestDreamer (10:02:48 PM): my mom's like nodding along.. she's like yep, it's all true..

DaBiggestDreamer (7:28:14 PM): 'twas a normal, happy day at work..
DaBiggestDreamer (7:28:17 PM): kids are so amusing..
SarcasticSteven (7:28:24 PM): lol
SarcasticSteven (7:28:35 PM): anything in particular you'd like to mention?
DaBiggestDreamer (7:28:46 PM): yeah 🙂
SarcasticSteven (7:28:49 PM): people eating paste, making out, what?
SarcasticSteven (7:29:08 PM): both?
SarcasticSteven (7:29:11 PM): (eew)
DaBiggestDreamer (7:29:23 PM): LOL
DaBiggestDreamer (7:29:26 PM): this kid named steven gets a card and cupcakes for his birthday, right..
DaBiggestDreamer (7:29:48 PM): right away, he goes for the cupcakes!! then someone mentions to him that he didn't even open the card!!
DaBiggestDreamer (7:29:50 PM): he was like,
DaBiggestDreamer (7:30:02 PM): "what? there's a card??! *runs to it* MONEY!!"

SarcasticSteven (3:52:57 PM): woof
DaBiggestDreamer (3:53:26 PM): nyo
SarcasticSteven (3:53:39 PM): nyo?
DaBiggestDreamer (3:53:51 PM): yes, nyo 😀
SarcasticSteven (3:53:56 PM): nyu 😛
DaBiggestDreamer (3:54:04 PM): pyo!!!!
SarcasticSteven (3:54:22 PM): pyu
SarcasticSteven (3:54:31 PM): rawr
SarcasticSteven (3:54:34 PM): *shrug*

DaBiggestDreamer (11:08:48 PM): let's.... make half the population sterile first >:D
SarcasticSteven (11:09:00 PM): *flinches*

DaBiggestDreamer (9:03:54 PM): yes, drunken schoolchildren, steven.. i missed the drunken elementary schoolchildren..
SarcasticSteven (9:03:59 PM): lol
SarcasticSteven (9:04:16 PM): that's when they're at their best behavior 😀
SarcasticSteven (9:04:20 PM): i should know!
SarcasticSteven (9:04:21 PM): somehow...
DaBiggestDreamer (9:04:23 PM): LOL
DaBiggestDreamer (9:04:31 PM): it'd be interesting to find out, actually...
SarcasticSteven (9:04:40 PM): it'd be illegal to find out

SarcasticSteven (9:25:32 PM): fuzzy wuzzy was a bear
SarcasticSteven (9:25:36 PM): fuzzy wuzzy had no hair
SarcasticSteven (9:25:41 PM): if fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy
SarcasticSteven (9:25:44 PM): then what was he?
SarcasticSteven (9:25:47 PM): READY TO EAT
DaBiggestDreamer (9:26:08 PM): o_o

DaBiggestDreamer (10:54:21 PM): *longs for the one stick of pocky left*
DaBiggestDreamer (10:54:28 PM): damned temptations..
DaBiggestDreamer (10:54:31 PM): must..control..
SarcasticSteven (10:54:36 PM): you can have it 😛
SarcasticSteven (10:54:39 PM): i'll live
SarcasticSteven (10:54:48 PM): watch me die the next day
SarcasticSteven (10:54:56 PM): "asian boy dies from pocky withdrawl"

DaBiggestDreamer (9:39:56 PM): that wasn't a knife.. >.>.. it was a penny.. *points* HEY LOOK A FLYING VIRGIN!!

SarcasticSteven (12:22:24 AM): i don't have enough prowess for that
SarcasticSteven (12:22:28 AM): mmm
SarcasticSteven (12:22:29 AM): prowess
SarcasticSteven (12:22:31 AM): big word
DaBiggestDreamer (12:22:45 AM): 7 huge-ass letters, yep..
SarcasticSteven (12:23:00 AM): lol
SarcasticSteven (12:23:07 AM): but...it's got...
SarcasticSteven (12:23:08 AM): umm
SarcasticSteven (12:23:14 AM): wess!
SarcasticSteven (12:23:17 AM): how often do you see that?
SarcasticSteven (12:23:21 AM): NOT VERY
SarcasticSteven (12:23:22 AM): exactly
SarcasticSteven (12:23:34 AM): *runs away before point can be refuted*
DaBiggestDreamer (12:23:37 AM): *falls over laughing* that was pathetic!!
DaBiggestDreamer (12:23:42 AM): 8 LETTERS
DaBiggestDreamer (12:23:45 AM): owned!!
SarcasticSteven (12:23:53 AM): lol
SarcasticSteven (12:24:01 AM): *huddles in a corner somewhere*
SarcasticSteven (12:24:05 AM): 9 LETTERS
SarcasticSteven (12:24:07 AM): OWNED
DaBiggestDreamer (12:24:46 AM): *throws rock*
DaBiggestDreamer (12:24:54 AM): stop turning everything i say back to me.. 🙁
DaBiggestDreamer (12:24:56 AM): ...
DaBiggestDreamer (12:25:00 AM): 10 letters 😛
SarcasticSteven (12:25:03 AM): lol
SarcasticSteven (12:25:04 AM): evil!
DaBiggestDreamer (12:25:10 AM): bwahahaha!!
DaBiggestDreamer (12:25:31 AM): yea let's see you get an 11-letter word now..
SarcasticSteven (12:25:59 AM): umm
SarcasticSteven (12:26:16 AM): DAMNIT

DaDeViLhUnTeR88 (8:55:11 PM): yo what does this quote mean to you, "Honored with an overwhelming level of critical acclaim, this truly exceptional, utterly unique achievement will lift yor spirits and capture your heart" GOOD MORNING AMERICA
DaDeViLhUnTeR88 (8:55:21 PM): its for a research project i'm doing
SarcasticSteven (8:55:44 PM): this shit is fucking cool
SarcasticSteven (8:56:04 PM): other niggers think it's pretty hot, too
DaDeViLhUnTeR88 (8:56:10 PM): wtf
SarcasticSteven (8:56:15 PM): that's my interpretation

SarcasticSteven (7:06:42 PM): he ensures that people get high
SarcasticSteven (7:06:47 PM): OFF KNOWLEDGE!!!!!!!
SarcasticSteven (7:06:51 PM): *WHOAAAAA*
SarcasticSteven (7:07:10 PM): it's like sex
SarcasticSteven (7:07:16 PM): it's always better when you do it in a group
DIslam (7:07:40 PM): lol
DIslam (7:07:44 PM): how would u know
SarcasticSteven (7:08:01 PM): because i have knowledge
SarcasticSteven (7:08:09 PM): AND KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!
SarcasticSteven (7:08:13 PM): *flies away*

DIslam (8:23:07 PM): card players??
SarcasticSteven (8:23:42 PM): yea
SarcasticSteven (8:23:54 PM): like prostitutes, but with clothes
SarcasticSteven (8:23:56 PM): and legal
SarcasticSteven (8:24:01 PM): and without the sex

DIslam (8:25:11 PM): steven.....
SarcasticSteven (8:25:37 PM): it's pronounced esteban

DIslam (9:19:56 PM): ive never seen an asian guy dance
SarcasticSteven (9:20:05 PM): that's because ours is a dance of death

DIslam (7:57:24 PM): u r SO weird
SarcasticSteven (7:57:37 PM): aye
SarcasticSteven (7:57:49 PM): but think of the alternative
SarcasticSteven (7:57:57 PM): i could be a bland, boring, emotionless shell of a person
SarcasticSteven (7:58:03 PM): and what fun would that be?
SarcasticSteven (7:58:06 PM): except to poke with a stick

DIslam (11:36:13 PM): so
DIslam (11:36:18 PM): who gave him the wallet
SarcasticSteven (11:36:29 PM): the candyman
SarcasticSteven (11:36:34 PM): cause he mixes it with love
SarcasticSteven (11:36:40 PM): and makes the world taste goooooood...
SarcasticSteven (11:36:45 PM): the candyman...
SarcasticSteven (11:36:48 PM): the candy man can...
DIslam (11:36:56 PM): does love contain an exchange of bodily fluids?
SarcasticSteven (11:37:39 PM): only when you're low on blood
DIslam (11:37:53 PM): you are so special
SarcasticSteven (11:38:00 PM): you are my shining star
DIslam (11:38:03 PM): lol
DIslam (11:38:29 PM): so is he dating that chick or what
SarcasticSteven (11:38:41 PM): only until it's fat enough to eat
SarcasticSteven (11:38:52 PM): the perdue chicken isn't as good as the kind you raise yourself
SarcasticSteven (11:38:56 PM): with tender loving care
SarcasticSteven (11:39:00 PM): mmm
SarcasticSteven (11:39:02 PM): tender chicken
DIslam (11:39:26 PM): boy what r u on and why wont u share
SarcasticSteven (11:39:58 PM): because my mother told me never to jump off a building unless i was on crack
DIslam (11:40:10 PM): r u on crack?
DIslam (11:40:15 PM): ill help u lemme push
DIslam (11:40:16 PM): lol
SarcasticSteven (11:40:19 PM): *wheeeeee*
DIslam (11:40:42 PM): u need. oxygen.
SarcasticSteven (11:40:56 PM): *wheeze*
DIslam (11:41:25 PM): so this prodigal element kid is the drug dealer?
SarcasticSteven (11:41:40 PM): only on sundays
DIslam (11:41:56 PM): what happens on other days?
SarcasticSteven (11:42:11 PM): if you knew, i'd have to kill him

DIslam (11:42:25 PM): do u know who this is?
SarcasticSteven (11:42:37 PM): only on saturdays
DIslam (11:42:53 PM): ok now this game is repeating
DIslam (11:42:55 PM): lol
DIslam (11:42:59 PM): who am i and who r u
SarcasticSteven (11:43:14 PM): ah, questions worthy of another toke on the pipe
SarcasticSteven (11:43:22 PM): *toke*
SarcasticSteven (11:43:28 PM): *wheeze*
DIslam (11:43:41 PM): ur crazier than i am
DIslam (11:43:46 PM): and i need professional help
SarcasticSteven (11:43:54 PM): only on fridays
SarcasticSteven (11:43:56 PM): wait
SarcasticSteven (11:43:59 PM): *checks calendar*
SarcasticSteven (11:44:03 PM): tuesdays
DIslam (11:44:26 PM): ur a madman!!!
SarcasticSteven (11:44:38 PM): i'm a maniac! maniac!
SarcasticSteven (11:44:43 PM): *wheeze*
DIslam (11:45:40 PM): lol
DIslam (11:45:49 PM): what time do u usually go to bed
SarcasticSteven (11:46:04 PM): whenever the dog bites
SarcasticSteven (11:46:06 PM): and the moon sings
SarcasticSteven (11:46:09 PM): when you're feeling sad...
SarcasticSteven (11:46:14 PM): these are just some of my favorite things...

DIslam (12:03:53 AM): dewan told u im psychotic didnt he
DIslam (12:03:54 AM): lol
SarcasticSteven (12:04:02 AM): no
SarcasticSteven (12:04:03 AM): wait
SarcasticSteven (12:04:05 AM): lemme check
SarcasticSteven (12:04:11 AM): i tend to gloss over words like psychotic
SarcasticSteven (12:04:21 AM): hearing them too often dulls their importance
DIslam (12:04:27 AM): yup
DIslam (12:04:28 AM): yr right
DIslam (12:05:19 AM): my laptop is making noises
SarcasticSteven (12:05:34 AM): no, he didn't say you were psychotic
SarcasticSteven (12:05:59 AM): in fact, he showed admirable concern for you
SarcasticSteven (12:06:28 AM): fighting off a number of ninjas as he related various anecdotes of you helping each other out
SarcasticSteven (12:06:57 AM): while i'm just there standing wide-mouthed, saying his name occasionally to show that i'm still alive and that i'm astonished, in true cliche anime style
SarcasticSteven (12:07:01 AM): of course then he died
SarcasticSteven (12:07:07 AM): which is slightly unfortunate

DIslam (12:07:39 AM): lol
DIslam (12:08:04 AM): ninjas eh?
DIslam (12:08:11 AM): so yr comng to this thing on friday
SarcasticSteven (12:08:49 AM): the thing where we rappel off of rooftops?
SarcasticSteven (12:09:00 AM): it's quite fun, actually
SarcasticSteven (12:09:13 AM): we're putting paint on our shoes
SarcasticSteven (12:09:23 AM): and rappelling off next to each other
SarcasticSteven (12:09:43 AM): but we're coordinating the places we plant our feet
SarcasticSteven (12:10:02 AM): so we're going to slowly but steadily paint an obscene picture on the wall
DIslam (12:10:19 AM): why does it have to be obscene?
SarcasticSteven (12:10:42 AM): because right after, a massive orgy is going to be held in the courtyard
SarcasticSteven (12:11:01 AM): and while there will be hot people there, they might need some further imagery to make it effective
DIslam (12:11:04 AM): can i come to videotape?
SarcasticSteven (12:11:07 AM): sure
SarcasticSteven (12:11:26 AM): you can help with the paint application, the rope tying, the videotaping, or the lovemaking
SarcasticSteven (12:11:31 AM): oh, the sweet sweet lovemaking
DIslam (12:11:45 AM): lol
DIslam (12:11:50 AM): i just want to videotape
SarcasticSteven (12:11:58 AM): sure
DIslam (12:12:08 AM): what kind of film?
SarcasticSteven (12:12:18 AM): the kind that traps people's souls

ecargnmyst (11:22:33 PM): hows ur studying going
SarcasticSteven (11:22:56 PM): well, i have my notes splayed out in front of me, if that counts for anything
ecargnmyst (11:23:16 PM): class notes?
ecargnmyst (11:23:17 PM): >.<
SarcasticSteven (11:23:24 PM): homework notes
SarcasticSteven (11:23:28 PM): and i have the study sheet
SarcasticSteven (11:23:38 PM): with their powers combined
SarcasticSteven (11:23:41 PM): I AM CAPTAIN PLANET!
SarcasticSteven (11:23:52 PM): *background* goooo planet!

firedemon417 (8:39:28 PM): you missed it..
SarcasticSteven (8:39:52 PM): damnit, you saw the puddle, didn't you?
SarcasticSteven (8:39:57 PM): i was meaning to clean up!
SarcasticSteven (8:40:03 PM): they just ran out of toilet paper!
firedemon417 (8:40:11 PM): no, i mean in history, but okay..
firedemon417 (8:44:23 PM):
Plafker: Nowadays, parents are giving their daughters boob jobs for graduation. Back when I was your age, girls would get nose jobs on their sweet 16.
*Class laughs*
Plafker: Yeah..you're all looking at my nose now right? Yeah, I would too
Hector: Not exactly...
Plafker: Wait... *Puts hands over chest* NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! No plastic surgery here!
*Class bursts out laughing*
Plafker: Wow, this just got uncomfortable...(Plafker, as in Ms. Plafker, my history teacher)

HatefulFrenchy (5:37:31 PM): i thought all ur people stay home in celebrate
SarcasticSteven (5:37:39 PM): oh, there's plenty of celebration
SarcasticSteven (5:37:41 PM): in my pants

HeadlessRoland12 (6:37:29 PM): why else would any one construct an emotionless robot?
SarcasticSteven (6:37:34 PM): for sex?

iii THEPOPE iii (10:41:42 PM): ive always wanted to sleep naked
iii THEPOPE iii (10:41:47 PM): i heard its pretty cool
SarcasticSteven (10:41:53 PM): ...from who?
SarcasticSteven (10:42:00 PM): how'd that ever come up?
SarcasticSteven (10:42:16 PM): "oh man, that curve on the physics test was pretty cool."
SarcasticSteven (10:42:21 PM): "yea. so is sleeping naked"

SarcasticSteven (10:11:18 PM): though i usually will just type CACAW
iii THEPOPE iii (10:11:20 PM): is that the noise you make before you pee?

iii THEPOPE iii (10:11:26 PM): = D
SarcasticSteven (10:11:28 PM): it's more of a zipping sound
iii THEPOPE iii (10:11:32 PM): ok just makin sure
SarcasticSteven (10:11:38 PM): that'd be freaky, though
iii THEPOPE iii (10:11:53 PM): thatd be SO funny. id die laughing.
SarcasticSteven (10:12:00 PM): imagine standing at the urinal, when this guy walks up to you and goes "CACAW!" with his penis out

iii THEPOPE iii (8:54:31 PM): i suppose wellesley
iii THEPOPE iii (8:54:37 PM): altho im considering barnard heavily
SarcasticSteven (8:55:07 PM): what made you choose that route?
iii THEPOPE iii (8:56:02 PM): why? bc am through w/ sperms
SarcasticSteven (8:56:13 PM): even my sperm?
SarcasticSteven (8:56:20 PM): *wiggle wiggle*

iii THEPOPE iii (10:35:57 PM): do you kno anythin botu government censorship?
SarcasticSteven (10:36:37 PM): the president closes his door whenever the hot intern walks in for a reason
SarcasticSteven (10:36:40 PM): that's censorship
SarcasticSteven (10:36:57 PM): i ought to be able to see bush banging his intern on top of the table
SarcasticSteven (10:37:15 PM): how do i know he isn't making deals with a terrorist in a hot intern costume?
SarcasticSteven (10:37:29 PM): i demand to know! it's my right to know!
SarcasticSteven (10:37:40 PM): DAMNIT I WANT TO SEE THAT PORN!
SarcasticSteven (10:37:42 PM): *ahem*

iii THEPOPE iii (6:24:41 PM): you like boobs? LOLs trust me i have a pt..

iii THEPOPE iii (8:29:20 PM): i always end up talkin to you when im hungry

iii THEPOPE iii (2:03:59 PM): i hate ABs
iii THEPOPE iii (2:04:05 PM): abs should be shot or somethin ahah
SarcasticSteven (2:04:08 PM): lol
iii THEPOPE iii (2:04:19 PM): selfish bitches
SarcasticSteven (2:04:22 PM): but then i'd have the most chance of surviving a blood transfusion
SarcasticSteven (2:04:35 PM): and a greater chance of me being able to use my blood to kill people
SarcasticSteven (2:05:13 PM): if i planted my blood inside their blood stream, it'd coagulate
SarcasticSteven (2:05:18 PM): and they'd diiiiiieeeeeeeee
SarcasticSteven (2:05:21 PM): painfully, too
SarcasticSteven (2:05:26 PM): but that's only if they weren't ab
SarcasticSteven (2:05:42 PM): so i guess i'd have to kill all abs out there
iii THEPOPE iii (2:05:46 PM): you should be like..banned from the military lols

iii THEPOPE iii (10:22:10 PM): im on my dads comp
iii THEPOPE iii (10:23:22 PM): yea cos mine is infected w....
iii THEPOPE iii (10:23:23 PM): PORN
SarcasticSteven (10:23:32 PM): it's your fault
SarcasticSteven (10:23:42 PM): it's like pringles
SarcasticSteven (10:23:45 PM): once you pop, you just can't stop

JoJoDaPinguin (7:54:45 PM): heard you asked yi if he was doing anything monday
SarcasticSteven (7:54:54 PM): yea, i was planning to take him to a five star restaurant
SarcasticSteven (7:54:59 PM): followed up by some steamy sex
JoJoDaPinguin (7:55:19 PM): for valentine's, eh?
JoJoDaPinguin (7:55:21 PM): aw you win
SarcasticSteven (7:55:34 PM): but i saw that my masculine charms weren't getting to him
SarcasticSteven (7:55:46 PM): especially when i made thrusting motions as i mentioned sex

SarcasticSteven (7:55:57 PM): so he won't be with me monday
JoJoDaPinguin (7:56:07 PM): haha
JoJoDaPinguin (7:56:33 PM): woohoo, he's mine then
SarcasticSteven (7:56:42 PM): be gentle
SarcasticSteven (7:56:53 PM): unless he's into that sort of thing
JoJoDaPinguin (7:57:30 PM): with you, maybe

SarcasticSteven (9:22:55 PM): *pokes the pillsbury doughboy again*
SarcasticSteven (9:22:57 PM): teehee
SarcasticSteven (9:23:02 PM): or was that like
SarcasticSteven (9:23:04 PM): hoohoo
JoJoDaPinguin (9:23:15 PM): isn't yi the pillbury doughboy?
SarcasticSteven (9:23:27 PM): but he doesn't make any sounds when i poke him
SarcasticSteven (9:23:41 PM): other than, "what the fuck are you doing?"

SarcasticSteven (2:27:16 AM): hmm
SarcasticSteven (2:27:30 AM): is your skin turning yellow(er)?
SarcasticSteven (2:27:33 AM): are you feeling queasy?
SarcasticSteven (2:27:37 AM): is blood seeping from your pores?
SarcasticSteven (2:27:45 AM): IS AN ALIEN POPPING OUT FROM YOUR BELLY?
SarcasticSteven (2:27:56 AM): if not, then you're imagining things
SarcasticSteven (2:28:00 AM): go back to your all-nighter
SarcasticSteven (2:28:14 AM): *pat pat*

ProdigalElement4 (12:56:07 AM): u are back eh?
SarcasticSteven (12:56:14 AM): yes
SarcasticSteven (12:56:15 AM): back again
SarcasticSteven (12:56:19 AM): steven's back
SarcasticSteven (12:56:26 AM): tell a friend and i'll slit your throat

Laxori666 (8:18:52 PM): the jig is up, i know you're not steven
SarcasticSteven (8:19:03 PM): *gasp*
Laxori666 (8:19:04 PM): you must be some haxxor that got into his poor account
Laxori666 (8:19:11 PM): and told all his friends that you are now at this sn
Laxori666 (8:19:15 PM): i see you duplicated his profile pretty well too
SarcasticSteven (8:19:15 PM): next you'll claim that i'm not sarcastic
SarcasticSteven (8:19:23 PM): then what'll i be?
SarcasticSteven (8:19:28 PM): just a poor hack
SarcasticSteven (8:19:30 PM): no pun intended

loonymel (9:21:16 PM): really like ur porn huh?
SarcasticSteven (9:21:32 PM): it's essential

MoMan myBuddy (6:51:19 PM): haha. CASTRATION!! The only proven way to turn bad boys good.
SarcasticSteven (6:51:36 PM): and nipple shock torture
MoMan myBuddy (6:52:18 PM): ::snicker:: you sure that wouldn't have opposite effects?
SarcasticSteven (6:52:21 PM): *smirk*
MoMan myBuddy (6:52:32 PM): ooo you are very bad, very very bad.
SarcasticSteven (6:52:34 PM): grab a boy off the street and we'll find out...

MoMan myBuddy (5:39:30 PM): 🙁 it's so hard having a penis isn't it.
SarcasticSteven (5:39:42 PM): yea, it is
SarcasticSteven (5:39:50 PM): i've always gotta be watching out for random people kicking me

SarcasticSteven (5:40:01 PM): you don't know how vulnerable we feel
MoMan myBuddy (5:40:04 PM): lol. on account of your penis??
SarcasticSteven (5:40:07 PM): YES
MoMan myBuddy (5:40:08 PM): i didn't realize it was so bad!
SarcasticSteven (5:40:12 PM): OH GOD YES
SarcasticSteven (5:40:14 PM): *ahem*
MoMan myBuddy (5:40:26 PM): lol
MoMan myBuddy (5:41:14 PM): You could always get it removed if it's that bad ...
SarcasticSteven (5:41:43 PM): no, it hasn't come of age yet
SarcasticSteven (5:41:49 PM): so perhaps there's something i'm missing out on
SarcasticSteven (5:41:57 PM): and if i had no penis, i'd definitely be missing out on it
SarcasticSteven (5:42:06 PM): whereas there's always a small glimmer of hope as it stands
SarcasticSteven (5:42:09 PM): no pun intended
SarcasticSteven (5:42:50 PM): but enough about my cock
SarcasticSteven (5:42:52 PM): how're you doing?

SarcasticSteven (9:52:18 PM): can you send the email then?
SarcasticSteven (9:52:26 PM): 1pm tuesday, include phone numbers
SarcasticSteven (9:52:52 PM): i would, but i don't have the phone numbers
SarcasticSteven (9:52:58 PM): and my rectum is having spasms
MoMan myBuddy (9:54:26 PM): .... WAY TOO MUCH INFORMATION STEVE
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Auto response from SarcasticSteven (9:54:26 PM): A-pooping we will go, a-pooping we will go, hi ho the derio, a-pooping we will go...
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SarcasticSteven (5:02:01 PM): in the fine print, you have to sell your firstborn to wordpress
SarcasticSteven (5:02:22 PM): but i think i have the claim to it already, so don't worry
SarcasticSteven (5:02:31 PM): i'll take care of that
MoMan myBuddy (5:02:51 PM): haha. good. are you sure you have first born? i thought i promised it to someone else ... i hope they're twins
SarcasticSteven (5:03:12 PM): any one will do, i suppose
MoMan myBuddy (5:03:27 PM): you're so accomadating
SarcasticSteven (5:03:54 PM): it's cause i'm not delivering
MoMan myBuddy (5:05:19 PM): i should make you sit with me in delivery and crush all the bones in your hand
SarcasticSteven (5:05:56 PM): are you ready for me to be exposed to that kind of nudity?
MoMan myBuddy (5:06:35 PM): oo point taken
MoMan myBuddy (5:06:39 PM): we'll blindfold you!
SarcasticSteven (5:06:47 PM): ...aww
SarcasticSteven (5:07:11 PM): people would think something really kinky was going on
SarcasticSteven (5:07:44 PM): all we'd have to do is wear leather, and poeple would freak

MoMan myBuddy (8:31:22 PM): we will overlook the rest of the times and focus solely on the more flattering moments
SarcasticSteven (8:31:34 PM): *strings them all together to make a nice happy necklace*
SarcasticSteven (8:32:04 PM): i've got at least five seconds worth, which is about as long as my brain will stay focused on something
SarcasticSteven (8:32:11 PM): other than porn, that is

SarcasticSteven (8:58:17 PM): my family takes care of the food
MoMan myBuddy (8:58:50 PM): and for taht we are all appreciative because if you weighed any less you could be a stunt double for those 3rd world starvation commercials
SarcasticSteven (8:59:06 PM): yea, seriously
SarcasticSteven (8:59:16 PM): i'm glad i'm not in swim gym anymore
SarcasticSteven (8:59:18 PM): it's embarassing
MoMan myBuddy (8:59:52 PM): ::pat pat:: it could be worse
MoMan myBuddy (9:00:10 PM): you could have a viscious hard on the whole time and everyone could point and giggle
SarcasticSteven (9:00:18 PM): or stare in wonder and awe

SarcasticSteven (9:05:47 PM): we should stop talking about me fondling a random stranger's breasts on the train during rush hour
MoMan myBuddy (9:05:50 PM): haha. would there be "happy noises?"
SarcasticSteven (9:06:00 PM): from me, at least

SarcasticSteven (9:55:44 PM): when did you call?
MoMan myBuddy (9:55:55 PM): aw. I called around 4.16
SarcasticSteven (9:55:57 PM): i wonder how many sentences with call i can make
MoMan myBuddy (9:56:12 PM): use the phrase "call girl" and I may have to hurt you

MoMan myBuddy (6:56:46 PM): yes. that was a good plan. you are a smart young lad and will go far in this world!
SarcasticSteven (6:56:56 PM): or at least until i get laid
SarcasticSteven (6:57:24 PM): then i'll kill myself, as my mission in life has been successful
MoMan myBuddy (6:57:36 PM): no no, not until you've had the crazy threesome!
SarcasticSteven (6:57:42 PM): oh yea
SarcasticSteven (6:57:49 PM): there's always the prospect of more sex
MoMan myBuddy (6:58:28 PM): yea. it's what keeps most of us alive 'til tomorrow
MoMan myBuddy (6:58:35 PM): or would if, you know, we had sex to start with

SarcasticSteven (7:07:34 PM): but really, anybody in a bar who isn't a pervert is packing heat and is just biding his time

NaMeeTeR (9:53:37 PM): i want to bang jay sean
NaMeeTeR (9:53:40 PM): he is SO hot
SarcasticSteven (9:53:50 PM): correct im window, right?
NaMeeTeR (9:54:01 PM): oh wait, no it isnt

SarcasticSteven (6:42:44 PM): the same thing i do every night, pinky
SarcasticSteven (6:42:49 PM): TRY TO MASTURBATE THE WORLD

SarcasticSteven (6:53:20 PM): you should try
SarcasticSteven (6:53:22 PM): and come in naked
SarcasticSteven (6:53:32 PM): with your notes scribed onto your skin
SarcasticSteven (6:53:40 PM): so he sees you playing with your cock
SarcasticSteven (6:53:45 PM): and he's like "yi, what the fuck are you doing?"
SarcasticSteven (6:53:52 PM): and you'll be like "i'm checking my notes"

SarcasticSteven (9:34:37 PM): think of it like this
SarcasticSteven (9:35:00 PM): you're taking a piss
SarcasticSteven (9:35:12 PM): you've got a monstrous penis, so you fire it more or less in a straight line
SarcasticSteven (9:35:13 PM): now
SarcasticSteven (9:35:16 PM): bear with me
ProdigalElement4 (9:35:22 PM): rawr
SarcasticSteven (9:35:25 PM): you're feeling antsy
SarcasticSteven (9:35:34 PM): so you start jumping up and down as you water your toilet bowl
SarcasticSteven (9:35:46 PM): that movement is perpendicular to the piss
SarcasticSteven (9:35:53 PM): that's a transverse wave being formed
SarcasticSteven (9:35:55 PM): however
SarcasticSteven (9:36:04 PM): you then feel the urge to practice some basic sex motions
SarcasticSteven (9:36:12 PM): so you start thrusting back and forth, quagmire style
SarcasticSteven (9:36:22 PM): that movement is in the same direction as the piss
SarcasticSteven (9:36:28 PM): that's a longitudinal wave being formed
SarcasticSteven (9:36:56 PM): makes sense?
ProdigalElement4 (9:38:11 PM): yep
ProdigalElement4 (9:38:13 PM): hehe
ProdigalElement4 (9:38:22 PM): u make learning fun, quagmire style
SarcasticSteven (9:38:24 PM): i like unorthadox explanations
SarcasticSteven (9:38:32 PM): but i can't ever be a teacher
SarcasticSteven (9:38:39 PM): i'd be fired once i started making thrusting motions

ProdigalElement4 (9:56:19 PM): if ur taking on a badass like blade
ProdigalElement4 (9:56:26 PM): y would u fight him one on one?
ProdigalElement4 (9:56:33 PM): y not mob him if uve got the man power?
SarcasticSteven (9:57:10 PM): because you want that ass all for yourself

ProdigalElement4 (10:10:49 PM): make some obscene noise or commetn
SarcasticSteven (10:10:52 PM): umm
SarcasticSteven (10:10:59 PM): boogabooga?
ProdigalElement4 (10:11:05 PM): keep going
SarcasticSteven (10:11:16 PM): boogabooga?
ProdigalElement4 (10:11:22 PM): change it
SarcasticSteven (10:11:34 PM): i did
SarcasticSteven (10:11:36 PM): it's backwards
SarcasticSteven (10:11:41 PM): not boogabooga
SarcasticSteven (10:11:43 PM): but boogabooga
ProdigalElement4 (10:11:49 PM): wtf?
ProdigalElement4 (10:11:53 PM): its not backwards....
SarcasticSteven (10:12:00 PM): like
SarcasticSteven (10:12:03 PM): you could have yili
SarcasticSteven (10:12:05 PM): or liyi
SarcasticSteven (10:12:11 PM): it's boogabooga
SarcasticSteven (10:12:13 PM): or boogabooga
ProdigalElement4 (10:12:14 PM): oh, i thought u meant
ProdigalElement4 (10:12:19 PM): agoobagoob
SarcasticSteven (10:12:27 PM): HAH! NOW WHO'S THE IDIOT!
SarcasticSteven (10:12:37 PM): agoobagoob...seriously...
ProdigalElement4 (10:12:53 PM): this is like talking to smarterchild

ProdigalElement4 (11:55:50 PM): powell is like a rocket laucher
ProdigalElement4 (11:56:15 PM): he can wear his wife like a glove
SarcasticSteven (11:56:32 PM): he could probably kill her with enough force
SarcasticSteven (11:57:20 PM): i can read the headlines now
SarcasticSteven (11:57:30 PM): "man stabs wife in heart with penis through vagina"

SarcasticSteven (11:57:47 PM): i think one of my friend's english teachers actually marked down grades whenever he saw a particularly bad literary device
SarcasticSteven (11:57:52 PM): so one kid ended up with a k-

ProdigalElement4 (4:03:39 PM): hey
ProdigalElement4 (4:03:39 PM): what happened in comp and physics?
SarcasticSteven (4:03:52 PM): there was wild raunchy sex
SarcasticSteven (4:05:10 PM): and the physics test was moved to next week
ProdigalElement4 (4:05:16 PM): REALLY??
ProdigalElement4 (4:05:21 PM): next week????
SarcasticSteven (4:05:34 PM): yep
ProdigalElement4 (4:05:37 PM): AWESOME
ProdigalElement4 (4:05:44 PM): its blowing my mind
ProdigalElement4 (4:05:55 PM): im like jskdfhljkndsjkvnkjclxvuyhjfhtgjnmvbljka
SarcasticSteven (4:05:57 PM): and imagine if you were having an orgasm at the same time
SarcasticSteven (4:06:02 PM): that's how it was like in class today
SarcasticSteven (4:06:05 PM): and you missed it

SarcasticSteven (9:33:33 PM): i'm not even a fairy anymore
SarcasticSteven (9:33:38 PM): i'm like
SarcasticSteven (9:33:51 PM): snoopy
ProdigalElement4 (9:34:58 PM): nah, u can be the fairy queen
SarcasticSteven (9:35:08 PM): wooo
SarcasticSteven (9:35:19 PM): i wanna be a slutty fairy queen

QnzFinest651 (10:52:07 PM): who knew i could talk that long to a girl
SarcasticSteven (10:52:25 PM): are you getting sex out of it?
QnzFinest651 (10:53:20 PM): nah
SarcasticSteven (10:53:56 PM): darn
SarcasticSteven (10:54:00 PM): can i get some sex out of it?
SarcasticSteven (10:54:10 PM): just say "i know this really buff asian dude with a huge cock"
QnzFinest651 (10:56:07 PM): lol
QnzFinest651 (10:56:15 PM): one of the 7 wonders of the world
QnzFinest651 (10:56:18 PM): an asian w/ a big cock

QnzFinest651 (10:56:33 PM): and i found it

QnzFinest651 (6:07:20 PM): ur a very wise one indeed
SarcasticSteven (6:07:31 PM): so i'm a big buff wise asian guy with a huge cock now

QnzFinest651 (10:52:04 PM): no, im going to be like, "yumeris, want penis?"
SarcasticSteven (10:52:35 PM): and she'll be like "oh man, brian, i've been dying to have your cock ever since 8th grade"
SarcasticSteven (10:52:54 PM): then she whips out a katana and slices your dick off
SarcasticSteven (10:53:05 PM): "NOW IT'S MINE!"

QnzFinest651 (10:51:07 PM): i luv u
QnzFinest651 (10:51:09 PM): u luv me
QnzFinest651 (10:51:15 PM): we're a happy fam-i-ly
SarcasticSteven (10:51:16 PM): with a great big hug
SarcasticSteven (10:51:19 PM): and a kiss from me to you
SarcasticSteven (10:51:29 PM): won't you say you'd assfuck me too?
SarcasticSteven (10:51:34 PM): *bestiality!*

SarcasticSteven (11:33:12 PM): so just go there and ask questions
SarcasticSteven (11:33:15 PM): are there lots of hot chicks?
SarcasticSteven (11:33:17 PM): YES
SarcasticSteven (11:33:21 PM): can i bang them now?
SarcasticSteven (11:33:24 PM): DO YOU HAVE MONEY?
SarcasticSteven (11:33:26 PM): no.
SarcasticSteven (11:33:38 PM): TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH

SarcasticSteven (7:29:17 PM): "oh my god, look at those shoes! bang me now!"

SarcasticSteven (6:00:49 PM): it wouldn't come out
SarcasticSteven (6:00:51 PM): i was like
SarcasticSteven (6:00:54 PM): ARRRRRGGHHHH
SarcasticSteven (6:00:56 PM): but no deal
SarcasticSteven (6:00:59 PM): it's fine now

QnzFinest651 (1:51:43 PM): imperialism
SarcasticSteven (1:53:07 PM): imperialism: europeans came to china, got them stoned, the fucked them and took their shit
QnzFinest651 (1:53:23 PM): lol
QnzFinest651 (1:53:26 PM): this is u.s. history
SarcasticSteven (1:53:29 PM): oh

SarcasticSteven (6:16:43 PM): the teacher wants you to make those connections
SarcasticSteven (6:16:53 PM): don't just say "the chick is hot"
SarcasticSteven (6:17:02 PM): say "the chick is hot, which is why i want to bang her"
SarcasticSteven (6:17:47 PM): while it may be assumed that some banging would be going on if you were horny and she was hot, you can make a much more emotional submission if you make it an essay
SarcasticSteven (6:18:37 PM): the reader should be able to figure out what's what if you've done a good job with it
SarcasticSteven (6:18:48 PM): and it makes for a more sophisticated paper
SarcasticSteven (6:19:59 PM): instead of a current events article with Who? a hot chick What? sex Where? under the slide in the playground, you could say "There was a hot chick who i banged under the slide in the playground"
SarcasticSteven (6:20:27 PM): though a current events article about your sexual exploits would be kinda odd
QnzFinest651 (6:20:31 PM): lol
SarcasticSteven (6:20:36 PM): and you'd probably be writing it from juvie

surfur2704 (8:40:14 PM): buff AND beautiful?
surfur2704 (8:40:18 PM): thats like, jesus as a girl

surfur2704 (10:33:13 PM): u kno its all a scam
SarcasticSteven (10:33:18 PM): yea
SarcasticSteven (10:33:58 PM): but just a small payment of 800 dollars in unmarked, small demonimation bills could bring my love to me!
SarcasticSteven (10:34:04 PM): SAAAASSSSHAAAAA!!!!!!

TONY lN BROOKLYN (8:49:13 PM): i have a 40 year old niece
SarcasticSteven (8:49:39 PM): i have a penis
SarcasticSteven (8:49:41 PM): now we're even

BeingOfChaos (7:40:10 PM): like, you can have a class Archer
BeingOfChaos (7:40:14 PM): who can have a method of shooting
BeingOfChaos (7:40:23 PM): and be a subclass of fighter who is a subclass of person
BeingOfChaos (7:40:29 PM): and have a subclass of lOngbowman
BeingOfChaos (7:40:49 PM): and in your final class called game youc an cretae the classa rcher and tell it shoto
BeingOfChaos (7:41:02 PM): andin order too runit you put void main in 0one of your classes and that runs
TactOps88 (7:41:05 PM):
http://www.kenn.com/play/funny/pancake_bunny.jpg

Bunnijunkie (10:42:22 PM): "Steven, you are an amazing writer and cheerleader, your ideas brighten up the day"

Coors lite v2003 (10:54:16 PM): lemme ask friend
Coors lite v2003 is away at 10:58:13 PM.
TactOps88 (11:20:20 PM): well? what did the friend say about the global sheet?
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Auto response from Coors lite v2003 (11:20:21 PM): ugh...took me til sunday nite to realize i have $|-|it loads of hw....long nite ahead.
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TactOps88 (11:31:49 PM): come baaaaack
TactOps88 (11:32:13 PM): for future reference, i usually keep the sound on when i'm away
TactOps88 (11:32:28 PM): just in case someone is dying and needs me to call 911 for them, i won't be condemning them to DEATH
TactOps88 (11:32:45 PM): death, you hear me? D E A T H
TactOps88 (11:33:03 PM): if you're reading this late at night...sweet dreams
Coors lite v2003 returned at 11:33:32 PM.

Phalanx646 (10:55:39 PM): ok Ben had a hugeass crush on shishi wang
Phalanx646 (10:55:47 PM): and dreamt about her breasts every nite
TactOps88 (10:56:14 PM): considering there's a fairly large portion of females in this chatroom, maybe we should change topics
chikknluvr (10:56:21 PM): yes
howslife49 (10:56:22 PM): yea
bridget WTF (10:56:25 PM): yessir
DINO5551 (10:56:27 PM): yup
Sciencegirl159 (10:56:34 PM): i agree
JaDePh0eNiX (10:56:38 PM): yep

TONY lN BROOKLYN (8:15:36 PM): once jr year is over am sooo going back to a job
SarcasticSteven (8:15:45 PM): back to a job?
SarcasticSteven (8:15:49 PM): which one did you have?
TONY lN BROOKLYN (8:17:34 PM): for ..mad $$ lols
SarcasticSteven (8:17:40 PM): mmm
SarcasticSteven (8:17:44 PM): money...
TONY lN BROOKLYN (8:17:46 PM): but i did two kids at once
TONY lN BROOKLYN (8:17:49 PM): so i deserved it
What a difference a single line can make.
TONY lN BROOKLYN (8:15:36 PM): once jr year is over am sooo going back to a job
SarcasticSteven (8:15:45 PM): back to a job?
SarcasticSteven (8:15:49 PM): which one did you have?
TONY lN BROOKLYN (8:17:30 PM): lols i tutored
TONY lN BROOKLYN (8:17:34 PM): for ..mad $$ lols
SarcasticSteven (8:17:40 PM): mmm
SarcasticSteven (8:17:44 PM): money...
TONY lN BROOKLYN (8:17:46 PM): but i did two kids at once
TONY lN BROOKLYN (8:17:49 PM): so i deserved it

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