Even the clause “without alienating them (making them so angry or offended that they will not finish reading your essay)” can’t protect them from my logical absurdity. We had to write a solution for a major world problem. I received a 5 out of 6 for this.

Period 1-Gym-Gym is funky this year. We have it every other day, and previously, during the non-gym days we would have another period of science. Due to budget cuts, however, we no longer switch gym with science, but rather on days with no gym, there is no class at all. That means I’ve got a […]

Every Saturday until the SAT in late spring, I’m no longer going to be able to sleep in. I’ll have to wake up at 7:30 and attend Mega Academy to prep for the SAT. This means that I’ll take one-and-a-half hour English and Math courses from 9-12, eat lunch at a random food vendor for […]

If you don’t understand the title, chances are you won’t understand the obsession that’s taken over my free time. It’s leveling, leveling, and more leveling, but the devs were able to add twists that make each battle seem unique. Add the fact that there’s always a place to use the characters that you’ve pumped to […]

No, I’m not. If anything, I bear that feeling at myself, because even though I could have tried harder, I didn’t. I’m not sure why. I’d never held anything as precious in all my life, yet I didn’t go out of my way to preserve it. That’s not to say that I didn’t make it […]

My last day of work is tomorrow, so expect a large post soon, as I’m bound to have lots of free time before school starts on the 13th.

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Today’s subway trip was even more eventful than usual. I saw one of the most bizarre advertisements while I was on the F train. It was a healthcare ad, but not promoting an insurance company. It listed ten ways to make sure you have a healtheir life. I took a picture, but it came out […]

Proof that creating strange, longwinded works of literature is my specialty. After seeing the notable swap listings, I wanted to see if my creativity and ability to fluff up a computer programming job could net me an invite, and it sure did. I had an account, but I was able to get accounts for my […]