Both of my dance classes this week had more guys than girls. I’m going to buy a lottery ticket now, because if one statistically impossible event happened twice in a row, a third may just be the charm for me!
Month: February 2009
This man can truthfully tell “in Soviet Russia” jokes
The only parts of my CS theory class I fully grasp are the random jokes the teacher dispenses that are vaguely related to the lecture. God gave the three best possible merits to Russians. However, to be fair, he would only give two of three to any one person: honesty, intelligence, and party membership. [This […]
But unlike D&D, you are not limited to one per round
Today in my databases class, I absorbed a programming concept by mentally comparing it to a Dungeons and Dragons combat mechanic. This is almost as bad as when I learned a Mahjong rule by comparing it to Magic the Gathering spell speeds. I feel like the biggest dork in the world. (In SQL, you can […]
No, you are not excused, bitch
ARGH FUCK YOU PEMDAS I WASTED FIFTEEN MINUTES OF MY LIFE TRACKING DOWN THAT BUG
The seats in my Philosophy class are damn good too
This weather…where’s it’s cool enough to not worry about wearing too much, where it’s warm enough to not worry about wearing too little, where it’s cool enough to be active outside and feel great when your body responds, where it’s warm enough to feel cozy if it doesn’t…I like this weather. I love this weather. […]
I need to take a picture one of these days
I learned my first dancing dip. God it’s awesome. It’s infinitely smoother and sexier when the teacher demonstrates it (either leading or following), but it still feels damn slick. My pet peeve though? Spinning. I absolutely hate when I have to spin, because I get quite disoriented. I have a much greater appreciation for the […]
Because you’d bite right through latex
Having finished A Song of Ice and Fire, a brilliant medieval series with a touch of fantasy, I find myself restless. Back in elementary school, middle school and high school I would devour books, my hunger a near-insatiable entity that usually lingered around the sci-fi/fantasy section of the library. I didn’t have a whole lot […]
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