Month: February 2009

This man can truthfully tell “in Soviet Russia” jokes

The only parts of my CS theory class I fully grasp are the random jokes the teacher dispenses that are vaguely related to the lecture. God gave the three best possible merits to Russians. However, to be fair, he would only give two of three to any one person: honesty, intelligence, and party membership. [This […]

The seats in my Philosophy class are damn good too

This weather…where’s it’s cool enough to not worry about wearing too much, where it’s warm enough to not worry about wearing too little, where it’s cool enough to be active outside and feel great when your body responds, where it’s warm enough to feel cozy if it doesn’t…I like this weather. I love this weather. […]