Not that I was going to sleep anyway


I realize that the Red Sox entering the World Series fills your understandably dull lives with rich meaning and incomparable delight, but please, refrain from having a car horn orgy. We can all see that you are fully capable of tapping your car horn multiple times in succession, but might I suggest you instead apply that skill elsewhere, like video games or channel surfing? Or maybe while in bed with your wife? (Tip: neither the texture nor the corresponding sound will be the same.) (If either are, seek medical attention immediately.)

Thank you.

3 comments on Not that I was going to sleep anyway

  1. “Last time the Red Sox played, I [nearly] set off the fire alarm and they won. So, this time…” – Random Hall Housemaster, who is one of the nicest and mellowest people ever. It was really bizarre.

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