The Domain of Steven Pinnacle of Paperless Perfection

27Nov/042

Some food for thought

First, the art.

Edit: And a little extra.


ilikemiself24 (9:20:26 PM): Hey you were on my buddy list. Who is this?
SarcasticSteven (9:20:52 PM): you're not on mine
SarcasticSteven (9:20:55 PM): i'm not on yours
ilikemiself24 (9:21:02 PM): 😉
SarcasticSteven (9:21:24 PM): could you please repeat something after me?
ilikemiself24 (9:21:33 PM): i dont remembe ranymore lol
SarcasticSteven (9:22:04 PM): you know, there's a serious defect in bots in that they aren't effective against paranoid people
ilikemiself24 (9:22:15 PM): im not a bot, lol did u really think i was?
SarcasticSteven (9:22:22 PM): then can you repeat something after me?
ilikemiself24 (9:22:30 PM): maybe 😉
SarcasticSteven (9:22:41 PM): i like raunchy sex
ilikemiself24 (9:22:52 PM): i would probably feel the same way lol
SarcasticSteven (9:23:21 PM): what, about being a bot or being promiscuous?
ilikemiself24 (9:23:32 PM): i dont remember anymore lol
SarcasticSteven (9:23:45 PM): *sigh*
SarcasticSteven (9:23:53 PM): see. a defect
ilikemiself24 (9:23:54 PM): 😉
SarcasticSteven (9:24:31 PM): you should at least have it respond to statements offensive to a normal person
ilikemiself24 (9:24:50 PM): i'm gonna have to disagreeo n that one
SarcasticSteven (9:25:20 PM): the creator (i will refer to the creator as he) sorta got it right in that it showed offense to the accusation with the word bot
ilikemiself24 (9:25:31 PM): but i'm just getting to know u better
ilikemiself24 (9:25:35 PM): haha, FunnyMuffin.com has really funny pictures. have you ever been there?
SarcasticSteven (9:25:42 PM): however, once the word is removed, there is no recognition
ilikemiself24 (9:25:53 PM): u sure? lol
SarcasticSteven (9:26:10 PM): perhaps stating the word bot could set off a trigger that alters all future statements from the bot
SarcasticSteven (9:26:14 PM): so that the bot is more defensive
SarcasticSteven (9:26:22 PM): or rather, not defensive
ilikemiself24 (9:26:24 PM): y?
SarcasticSteven (9:26:26 PM): the bot should act more offended
SarcasticSteven (9:26:36 PM): that's what should be played on the most
ilikemiself24 (9:26:40 PM): im not a bot, lol did ureally think i was?
SarcasticSteven (9:27:05 PM): if the person trying to be tricked feels, even for a moment, that the accused is not a bot, the person will feel embarrassed
ilikemiself24 (9:27:15 PM): yeah it is so
SarcasticSteven (9:27:31 PM): i'm not sure how long this bot was set for, but i'd like to end it with the statement "i love raunchy sex"
SarcasticSteven (9:27:38 PM): so just pretend i said that at the end
SarcasticSteven (9:27:41 PM): now, on with the rant
ilikemiself24 (9:27:44 PM): lmao, im not a bot
SarcasticSteven (9:27:49 PM): too bad, i'm on a roll
ilikemiself24 (9:28:01 PM): ure weir dlol
SarcasticSteven (9:28:30 PM): so instead of having responses triggered to certain words, the words could increase or decrease a static variable
SarcasticSteven (9:28:41 PM): and responses would be chosen based on the content of that variable
ilikemiself24 (9:28:42 PM): have u ever been skydiving? i want to sometime...
SarcasticSteven (9:28:55 PM): this would make an interesting compsci project
SarcasticSteven (9:29:04 PM): i'd certainly have a large userbase
SarcasticSteven (9:29:12 PM): i mean, a lot of idiots like you want to use bots
ilikemiself24 (9:29:15 PM): -:P
ilikemiself24 (9:30:26 PM): where did u go? lol
SarcasticSteven (9:30:33 PM): so the timer is set for thirty seconds
ilikemiself24 (9:30:36 PM): You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot talk to all your friends by visiting chattingaimbot.com
SarcasticSteven (9:33:07 PM): can this bot still respond?
SarcasticSteven (9:33:21 PM): i wonder if the owner could take control of it
SarcasticSteven (9:33:44 PM): though there must be lots of these, with aim's message limit
SarcasticSteven (9:34:16 PM): people are probably provoking it more frequently than 30 seconds a message
SarcasticSteven (9:35:05 PM): i wonder if it closes down all windows this bot isn't using, or only after ending the ten-minute conversation
SarcasticSteven (9:35:14 PM): that's a good limit, by the way
SarcasticSteven (9:35:17 PM): not too long, not too short
SarcasticSteven (9:35:27 PM): i would have to say something about the 30-second timer, though
SarcasticSteven (9:35:32 PM): perhaps shorten it a bit to 20
SarcasticSteven (9:35:36 PM): 15 is a bit too extreme
SarcasticSteven (9:36:00 PM): i sometimes take a minute to type something up, but usually only 5 or 10 seconds
SarcasticSteven (9:36:09 PM): as you can see, this last one was an exception
SarcasticSteven (9:36:30 PM): the random plugs for a site are good though
SarcasticSteven (9:36:37 PM): do you make any money off of it?
SarcasticSteven (9:36:53 PM): and it comes at a very low cost, too
SarcasticSteven (9:36:59 PM): all you need is an internet connection
SarcasticSteven (9:37:09 PM): no webspace necessary for ads or whatnot
SarcasticSteven (9:37:25 PM): though i guess it's even worse than popups in that people hate them
SarcasticSteven (9:37:45 PM): but sometimes it's not the click the advertisers want, it's the impression upon the viewer's mind
SarcasticSteven (9:38:06 PM): i once read a post in someone's blog that they started installing computer monitors in elevators where the author works
SarcasticSteven (9:38:20 PM): he hates them, but he tends to memorize whatever is on there every day
SarcasticSteven (9:38:41 PM): it's not meant to be interesting, it's just meant to make the unconscious initial impression when we see something
SarcasticSteven (9:38:49 PM): perhaps the fires of hatred make the impression deeper
SarcasticSteven (9:39:02 PM): we hate the ads, but we don't necessarily hate the product
SarcasticSteven (9:39:10 PM): so when it comes down to buying something, we remember it
SarcasticSteven (9:39:35 PM): and we think "you know, they really suck for putting those popups, but to afford to do something like that, they must be really rich!"
SarcasticSteven (9:40:03 PM): advertisers are pretty clever
SarcasticSteven (9:40:10 PM): or perhaps i'm outthinking them 😛
SarcasticSteven (9:40:16 PM): it's funny, either way
SarcasticSteven (9:40:28 PM): well, thank you for the blog material
SarcasticSteven (9:40:55 PM): i hope to see you again soon!
SarcasticSteven (9:40:57 PM): oh
SarcasticSteven (9:41:01 PM): and i love raunchy sex
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  1. Maybe StvenLi is a bot. Maybe it has all been a scam and we are being monitored by aliens as we type. And now, because StvenLi posted this, they will get an F on their comp sci project. Silly aliens.

  2. Whoa, I like that first one. Craaazy shit. I’m not sure what the sleeping businessmen are supposed to represent but the Italian porn banners were a nice touch. You are such a crazy bastard.


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